Hot in Here!

Okay, its probably getting a tad old telling you all how HOT it is here.   Yesterday marks the 20th consecutive day above 100, which is tied for 5th place (because we are all about breaking records) in 1954! So, our goal is to get 42 more days under our belts to break ALL of the heat records. 
sunny day

Not even kidding here, but my local news weather website says:
What to wear: Today, you don't need a jacket, and leave your umbrella at home.

I guess they have a slight sense of humor. 

So, speaking of humor—why not throw in some other lil’ one liner’s since we are already laughing so hard about this heat…. ehh…
How Hot Was It

It's so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.
It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
It’s so hot, my cab driver was wearing an oscillating turban.
It’s so hot, birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It's so hot, that I have discovered that asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot, a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
It’s so hot, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'..

So stay cool people! Its my weekend plan!
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13 comments:

Jessica said...

Haha! Love the it's so hot jokes! I'm dreaming of 70 degrees, laying in a hammock, napping ... One day!

Krista said...

You're not even kidding about the liquid state of asphalt! And 95 does feel like nice weather these days.

This morning, I was a little chilly and I look at my care thermometer to see that it's 89!

No outdoor activities for this lady this weekend. Unless it involves walking from the car to an air conditioned building or vice versa!

Darlene said...

Love the melting ice cream truck! It's been hot here, but we haven't had it that hot for as long as you have. Do you REALLY want to break the record?? Good luck in staying cool!!

Connie Weiss said...

I'm over summer.

I'm so over it that I bought a fall scented candle at Bath and Body Works today.

Anonymous said...

Cute.. I may have to steal some of those for FB statuses.

Have a FAB weekend, girlie.

Bridget said...

These are funny! Way to keep your sense of humor in the sweltering weather!!

Dazee Dreamer said...

I can't wait till the weather people just tell us to run around naked. :O

Date Girl said...

Ugh over a 100 for that long? We've had warm days but it cooled off a lot this past week and the nights have been blissfully cold. I hate branding iron seat belts! Those stink!

Screaming Sardine said...

LOL! Now THAT's hot!

Fortunately, we've only been over 100 one day this summer, which is kinda unusual for NW ND. Hope you guys get some relief soon!

Cheers,
Tracy Screaming Sardine

Anonymous said...

Hahaha...so true! I'm right there with you! Except I'm okay with not breaking any records, I just want it to cool DOWN! We actually fed the chickens watermelon this weekend because I was worried about them getting too hot! LOL.

Rebekah said...

Sorry just getting back to you! I have been MIA lately! About the blocks from the shower, they are the cardbord ones from Hobby Lobby and I just took the lids off and flipped them. I stenciled each side with one letter from baby Cooper's monogram. Then each guest signed the blocks to go in the nursery! Viola! Hope that helps! And it is super hot here, I know it is miserable in Texas! I do not miss the heat there!!!

Rebekah said...

Sorry just getting back to you! I have been MIA lately! About the blocks from the shower, they are the cardbord ones from Hobby Lobby and I just took the lids off and flipped them. I stenciled each side with one letter from baby Cooper's monogram. Then each guest signed the blocks to go in the nursery! Viola! Hope that helps! And it is super hot here, I know it is miserable in Texas! I do not miss the heat there!!!

Anonymous said...

It's in the mid nineties here and I'm MELTING! But I swore I wouldn't complain about the warmth...of course, I said that when there was snow on the ground. ;)

 
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