Touché’

I had a good Wednesday.  I rushed through my day at work to get everything done for my Thursday and Friday off of work… decided to roll by Popeye’s and pick up some dinner to kick off the long weekend right!  I stopped by almost every person’s blog who signed up for our WWTK link party and responded to pretty much everyone (at least I hope)….I was on a roll!!

Much to my surprise, when I pulled up to my house.. my dearest neighbor was having a visitor…. you know… the one I mentioned HERE in a previous post who LOVES to park in front of my house!

I was ready people!! I saved the ‘non-emergancy’ number on my phone for speed-dial… beep bo bop bo beep beep *that’s me dialing*…. they answer and I explain.

I was afraid that the lady on the other end of the line would think I was ridiculous and wasting her time.  You see, you cannot just call because a terd parks in front of our house.  You cannot call just because someone is parked too close to your mailbox…. but you CAN CALL if the lil’ punk parks in the wrong direction on the road!! OH YES HE DID!!  The dispatch gal was so nice and said those things drove her nuts too!!  She asked if I wanted to remain anonymous.. I said.. ‘naw, what the hell… this kid will know it was me no matter what!”

10 minutes went by.  Please do not judge… as I took these pictures through half cocked blindes just open enough to get my camera phone to capture whatever would fit in the screen to show you because I was too chicken to walk out there while the deed was being done.

Exhibit A.  Parked in front, wrong direction.  (hard to see here but he and his girlfriend are standing outside while girlfriend’s mom has her hands on her hips waiting to see what is going on)….IMG_1045

Exhibit B:  Trusty Policeman sitting in his squad car writing up a ticket.IMG_1039
Exhibit C: Policeman applying MUCH DESERVED ticket on lil’ terd’s car… PLEASE NOTE:  the house pictured in the background is the one he is visiting.  Do you notice the FREE SPACE OF where his car could potentially be parked?   IMG_1041

Exhibit D:  An unfortunate circumstance for my neighbor to my left who happened to park their car the wrong direction as well and ALSO got a ticket.. Oops! IMG_1042Sweet revenge for Mr. Mustang boy who lives 5 houses down but is too lazy to walk to his girlfriends house.  He quickly came outside with his girlfriend to grab the ticket and her parents happen to come outside while the cop is writing the ticket for the next car (again… oops) and I have no idea what was said… all I could see was when he walked back over to tell the kid to just move his car and park it the correct way---

BACK. IN. FRONT. OF. MY. HOUSE.  A-HOLE!

I do feel better.. but wonder what revenge he’ll take out on us because I saw them pointing at our house and starring it down the whole time.  It is a $55 ticket.. its not the end of the world but my hope is that there is a decent mother who raised him who will learn of this ticket and recall when I came to speak with her politely about her lazy ass kid parking in front of my house and make him stop.  Lets just hope he doesn’t try to do something to our house or our cars!! EEK!! Fingers crossed… but for now… Touché’!

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21 comments:

Stacy said...

good job - serves the right!

Amy said...

Oh, I would totally have done the same thing! Go you!

Jenna said...

Yay! I'm surprised the police actually came out for that! Good! My local pd would have showed up by the time the car was gone.

Gauger Family said...

That is awesome!! Sorry for your other neighbor though, oops! I just watched something last night on 20/20 that was about fighting neighbors. I only caught the end but scary! I cannot believe he won't just walk 5 houses!

S. Greiner said...

WOO HOO!!!!

K Lind said...

LOL! What a jerk! Glad he got the ticket!

Amber said...

Good for you! That punk deserved it, I can't believe this is still an issue for you...seriously. What a douche.

Just go key his car already!

PottersCrib said...

You crack me up! People parking in front of my house all the time would drive me nuts too and you have very well documented evidence that shows that he is being a terd and deserves what he got!

singedwingangel said...

You need to invest in a sprinkler system for right there by the curb. When he parks there whoopsie time for watering the grass.. and do it everyday every time he parks there until he changes his mind about his parking choices

Anonymous said...

YOU are hilarious, my friend. I love the play by play.

Touche' is an excellent title for this, btw.

Anonymous said...

Wait! So he lives 5 houses down and DRIVES?

America's youth.....bums!

Bridget said...

LOL! Love that you got pictures! Can't wait for the rest of your story (thanks for the preview earlier) :)

Brittney said...

hahaha i love the pics through the blinds thats definitely something i would do. I use to peek out my blinds in our old neighborhood when the cops were called my husband use to say i was worse than a paranoid crackhead scoping out the police hahahaha ill be looking for the post about the burning bag of dog poo on your porch next hehe i kid i kid!!!

becca said...

way to go girl that will teach him

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Dottie said...

Love, love, LOVE the pictures and commentary. You made my night. I did the same thing to our neighbors this winter. They lived on the end of the street on the corner and ALWAYS parked right on the corner. So basically only 1 car could go down the street which is an issue if your trying to turn. It worked though, they stay back 100 yards now. LOL! Love your blog girl!

Jessica said...

Way to go! Serves him right. Hopefully the other neighbor won't figure out it's was you that called the cops ... Oops!

Hope your having an excellent time off work!!

Laura Carson said...

Oh my goodness. This guy must be related to my neighbors. They actually BLOCK driveways, park in the neighbor's driveways, and block my mailbox. One day I came home from work early to find someone parked in front of my driveway. The top of my head almost exploded off.

Hope this guy "gets it" and I hope you have a GREAT few days off!

lynn said...

Good for you! I probably wouldn't have the gutts to do that. I'd be afraid of him getting revenge on me or my house or car! Hope he's learned and that this is the end of it.

Connie Weiss said...

He deserved it! What the heck is wrong with people!!

Date Girl said...

ugh what a tool! He really couldn't just walk to her house? I hate it when people park in front of our house too, but there's not much parking on the street. He however has no excuse. Glad he got that ticket!

Grumpy Grateful Mom said...

I feel guilty for laughing, but it cracked me when I saw another neighbor got a ticket too. What a crazy situation! The girlfriend's mom didn't care?

I was sure they would break up soon. Uhg. Good luck!

 
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